Lampu Merah yang Cerdik

Di sebuah persimpangan jalan, lampu merah bertanya kepada lampu hijau, "Kenapa kamu selalu terlihat tenang dan santai?"

Lampu hijau menjawab, "Karena aku tahu kapan harus berhenti dan kapan harus jalan!"

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Lampu Merah yang Malas

Suatu hari, seorang pengendara berhenti di lampu merah yang tampaknya tidak mau berubah menjadi hijau. Pengendara itu berkata, "Kamu benar-benar lampu merah yang malas! Kenapa tidak berubah?"

Lampu merah menjawab, "Aku sedang mengambil cuti. Jangan terburu-buru, nikmati saja pemandangannya!"

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Lampu Merah yang Sopan

Seorang pejalan kaki bertanya pada lampu merah, "Kenapa kamu selalu memberikan tanda untuk berhenti kepada semua orang?"

Lampu merah menjawab dengan sopan, "Aku hanya ingin semua orang aman dan terhindar dari bahaya. Keselamatan adalah prioritas!"

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Lampu Merah yang Bijaksana

Di suatu kota, lampu merah yang terkenal bijaksana sering memberikan nasihat kepada pengendara. Suatu hari, lampu merah berkata, "Ketika aku menyala, itu adalah waktu untuk merenung. Lihat ke sekelilingmu, pikirkan perjalananmu, dan hargai setiap momen."

Pengendara itu tersenyum dan berkata, "Terima kasih, lampu merah. Kamu memang bijaksana."

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Lampu Merah dan Teman-temannya

Lampu merah, kuning, dan hijau sedang bercakap-cakap.

Lampu kuning bertanya, "Kalian tahu kenapa kita bertiga selalu bekerja sama?"

Lampu merah menjawab, "Karena kita adalah tim yang sempurna. Aku menghentikan, kuning memperingatkan, dan hijau mengizinkan. Bersama-sama, kita menjaga jalan raya tetap aman dan teratur!"

Children Age 9 years of fighting.

Small is the new age of Aries 9 years to go home with a bloody nose, eye, and clothes torn. Obviously once he is out of a fight and lose. His father was treating his injuries while asking what happened.

"Well," said Arief, "I had challenged David fighting. And, the father knows, I let him choose his own arms. "

"Oh yeah?" sahut dad, "fair enough, too."

"Yes, but I don't know that he will choose brother reasons!"

A very Detailed explanation.

A boy of the age of four are eating apples in the back seat of car on the way home from school.

He asked his father who was driving, "well, why is the color of my Apple turned into chocolate?"

"Because," replied the father explains, "After you eat the skin, the flesh of the fruit of the Apple that will directly contact with air, which causes the flesh fruit oxidized with molecules that can change the structure of an Apple, so ultimately they changed color."

After her father completed explains, the atmosphere becomes quiet some time, until suddenly the children asked to vote slowly, "well, father's last talk at me?"

Monday: Shooting

Tuesday: interview

Wednesday: Photo Shoot

Thursday: so the MC

Friday: Recording

Saturday: Meet Fans

Sun: Weekend

That's a day to day activities despite my hectic schedule but I still remember to awaken you to dinner, so don't say I'm an arrogant celebrity ..

Congratulations you are recommended to cooperate with the TPI to star in a Film of the life of the "secret of the DIVINE" which was given the title "HANDS FREE" DECAYING DUE to SMS

A 7 year old little boy asked his teacher. Why should there be hell? Then the teacher replied: kalo gak ada hell, would be brought where people read this SMS.

Eyes: to see Mu

Hands: to touch you

Mind: To remember you

Caution: To miss you

Feet: to kick you ...

If you forget me

want to know the reason why I'm texting you ...?

4% want to know the news

3 percent attention

2% Klezmer

1% of the matter

90% honey

Yeah, too bad!

loss if the free sms is not in use!

The Lord Doth Know.

He saw you hungry, he created the food.

When you are thirsty, he created the water.

When you need a friend who is sweet, cool, and kind,

then He sends me

A man complain when police in speeding tickets:

"What is wrong I Sir? I wear a helmet, wear a jacket, have a driving license, why I am ticketed? "

Police responded with light:

"I am surprised to see you ... around wearing a jacket, wear a helmet but did not drive a motor "

What is the difference between a personal Secretary to the Secretary

If Secretary saying good morning boss

If private Secretary saying wake up Boss now morning

I have a lot of sms boong AJA boongan at hp

but unfortunately not able to send to all of you

I am broken up select

I send 1 sms this to you

"you're cute"