Formula of love:

Hate x hate = love

Love + love = love

Faded love-love =

Love: 2 = affair

2 x = caught having an affair

Caught 2 x = disconnect

A regular guy, looking for a girl is well. Great guy, looking for girls to be repaired

+ All my heart just for you ...

-Basic liar!!! the proof you are the same I'm stingy once

+ I said our whole heart, not all earnings

Good husband, always ask the OPINION of his wife. Good wife, always ask for

Her husband's INCOME

It turned out very much afraid of husband and wife. Afraid his wife know his deeds.

The cigarette was magical. He is the "kills" users, but the retailer.

He said: Love Is a must have. That is to say: if it turns out I don't have any, I don't you disconnect your love

He said: love is blind. Real intent: If I wrong holds, then grant

An excess of males: free choice of women who they like. An excess of females: decline

males are not preferred

The woman was complicated. want to white, but unwilling to whitish. Reject violence, but don't want the same reply flaccid

+ She's a true land crocodile

-WHY?

+ Just look at his shirt, Lacoste BRAND, his BRAND of Crocs sandals, pants that USED BRANDS of Crocodile

A 7 year old little boy asked his teacher. Why should there be

Hell? 

Then the teacher replied: If there is no hell, would be brought where the

the read SMS.

Eyes: to see Mu

Hands: to touch You

The mind: To remember Thee

Caution: To yearn for Thee

Feet: to kick you. ..

If you forget me ... lol

doctors see patients for the HOSPITAL and then entered the grain coffees to remedy it.

doctor: what medication is inserted into your coffee?

patient: a hot coffee-lowering medications let fast cold!

I have a lot of sms LIE in hp

but can't send it to you all

I just choose 1

then I send 1 sms this to you

"you're cute"