It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the
day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is
not very busy this morning.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy
gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended)
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts
and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty
lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his
wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips,
wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little
more skin.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he
says.... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage,
flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is
not very busy this morning.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy
gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended)
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts
and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty
lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his
wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips,
wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little
more skin.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he
says.... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage,
flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
