After the Honeymoon
justin and selena, a young couple, got married and went happily on their
honeymoon.
When they got back, Elaine immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother
obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'
'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'
Then Elaine burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert
started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and
take me home.... Please Ma.'
'Calm down, selena!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? What
4-letter words?'
Still sobbing, selena whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and
iron.'
